Have you seen this runner?? Last year the "Bossy Bandit" trained and ran several races with us. Since then she has not been seen! We believe she may be training "secretly". Don't let this smile fool you, she is no joke. The "bossy Bandit" has been known to:
* Mock you as you run up a large hill
* Run into posts along the green belt
* Remind you that you are stupid
* Flash race volunteers
* Trip spontaneously during races
* Make you stop running at odd times to take a picture
* Come up with terrible ideas then laugh at you when you do it
* Make fun of all of your "aha" moments, like realizing the downhill always goes by faster
* Use sports legs and patches like they are free!!
And beware....I was not joking when I said she flashes people!!
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